Gene Simmons Porn Movie?

I normally try to take Saturday off from blogging, it’s been a busy week covering all of the “Decades Of Porn”, but I do feel that I totally feel I need to take a second to spout off about the new sex video featuring Gene Simmons. This is, by far, the worst porn video ever made!

Ok, so this dood has traveled all over the world and has nailed over 4000 chicks?

Now Gene has disappointed at least 4001!

You can’t tell by his performance in the sup-par / horrible porn movie! This fat old fuck leaves his shirt over his flabby belly and barely pokes some energy drink model.

I’ve never liked Kiss, because:

1. Their music sucks.
2. The will put their name on anything!

This porn movie with Gene Simmons in it is more proff of that! The celebrities ALWAYS sign off and get a piece of the action any time one of these porn movies would come out!

The guy has an 8-inch tongue and doesn’t even use it!

Gene has built his legend as one of the worlds most dangerous cocksman of the 70s, 80s, or 90s (his dick is pretty small) and this video proves (like the music of Kiss) that this is just another sham for money! I guess it was the reality of a Gene Simmons porn is what we didn’t need!

You can download the whole “xxx porn” video at GenesSecret.com, but I would recommend you just look for it on a torrent site or something. I’ve seen Gene’s porn debut and all I can say is: This movies is lame!

If you want to spend some money on porn buy some realiykings and bit-torrent this one!

The myth has been shattered…Gene, you should have kept it in your pants!