Like I mentioned earlier, there were 2 porn shoots going on at my house today The best thing was my buddt Barrett Blade brought over his buddy Charlie Chase, who is a new up and coming Italian / Puerto Rican hottie with some of the biggest and nicest natural tits I’ve ever seen:
Charie Chase has been traveling back and forth from Atlanta to porn valley to shoot porn. She’s super hot and has been in porn for about a year. Her sexy ass sat around naked all day in my backyard while the 2 file crews shot and we just find of chilled out. I think this girl is going to go places.
I hear that the Bangbros are working on a site based around pornstar Phoenix Marie. I think this is a brilliant idea, seeing as they are currently in court with analsex queen Flower Tucci (who looks pretty beat up these day), so if Phoenix Marie ever flakes there will be a legion of top pornstars to come in and take her place.
Come to think of it, my like has been pretty sexy. I banged something like 4 chicks this weekend. Maybe it’s me that has the sexy life.
Who knows I can’t want to see nothing new from the bangbros guys!
I’ve known about this new site from the good folks at PornPros for a while, mostly because THEY FILMED HALF THE SCENES AT MY HOUSE! Yes, thanks to Flexible Positions my gym at my home is still covered in pink gym mats, I find the occasional douche left behind by some pornstar, and wake up to the sounds of moans and groans from a porn scene shot off in the distant corner of my house.
One funny story was I had a woke up having a dream that Eddie Van Halen was playing guitar in some field. Then I walked outside and I saw the guy who used to be with Bangbros (in bigtitsroundasses and he was the infamous FartHammer!) playing guitar on my back porch (who knows, the farthammer mightbe the real rockstarpimp)! It winds up that other than slinging his bigdick at pornsluts, the guy actually is a pretty good guitar player!
At first I wasn’t to flexible on the idea of just watching a bunch of the same old pornstars in different position on some gym equipment…I mean it just didn’t sound that great, but when I did finally see some of the scenes that were come out of FlexiblePositions, I will have to say that this is some really hot xxx porn content that is sure to win over a lot of new triple-xxx porn movie fans!
I wrote a blog last week about some Rockstar Pimp. I knew it wouldn’t take long but some really pimp ass rockstar has started uploading clips from this awesome site and I gotta say I am quite impressed with the quality of what is out there.
Here are some of the latest galleries from RockstarPimp we’ve had come online:
Aiden Star - loves the rough stuff, and she takes such a monster load to the face, she is in shock.
Amber Rain - There is so much jizz residue I am kinda grossed out myself, but amber is a real shining star.
Chrissy Moon - Chrissy seems young but works the cock like a pro.
Lexi Belle - If the girl next door looked like a modern day stripper mixed with Marylin Monroe.
Jessica Valentino - Smoking hot teenage teeny bobbers are one of our specialities!
We have listings of almost every single pornstar that has been on the site. We will make sure to get back with you with an update of jusr all who these fine sluts are that take the pimp hand of this rockstar!
I remember it was way back in 1992 when I first heard Biohazard. They were a seriously hard metal / hardcore / thrash band from New York fronted by rockstar Evan Seinfeld (whose pornstar name is Spyder Jones). I was a totally huge Biohazard fan and still am to this day. My old band Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles (I’m a rockstar and a pimp too) played a few shows with them in Atlanta and I was pretty good friends with their guitar player Bobby.
Fast forward 10 years and the popularity of Biohazard kind of ebbed, but Evan Seinfeld showed up on OZ on HBO and not long after started dating Tera Patrick. I knew it wouldn’t be long till Evan Seinfeld would want to become a pornstar and start shooting porn (he also was on VH1’s Supergroup…WHICH WASN’T REALITY PORN LOL).
Her did appear in quite a few porn movies and then he hooked up with my boys from IncrediblePass and next thing you know he has his own site caller Rock Star Pimp. I gotta say that I am pretty impressed with the site Evan hammers the hell out of a lot of today finest pornstar cooze!
We’ve been taking some time indexing the content of all the killer ass pornstars that make Snizzshare the happy place that it is today. We’ve gone though lenths to figure out what porn chicks we had videos on and index them all in our pornstar directory!
Here is some of the latest listings from the girls of porn that you will enjoy:
Carly Parker - Tits Ahoy in 2004 and hasn’t stopped yet.
Chasey Lain - Lain was on AVN magazine’s list of top 50 porn stars of all time in 2002.
As you can see we don’t descriminate, we have taken all of the top pornstars from the 70’s porn, 80 porn, and even that new whacky reality porn and made it extra easy for you to browse for them, plus you can even do it by porn sites.
Ok, we’ve mentioned this a couple times but I think it bears repeating. We’ve spent a bunch of time queueing up a killer Porn Movie Directory. We basicly have taken every bit of content on snizzshare and we’ve broken it down by porn sites (broken down by niche) and xxx pornstars (A-Z Listings of all pornstars on snizzshare.
This way the killer movie clips don’t get buried under the new submission clutter. Plus, now, if you find something you like it is super easy to get more, see some of the lastest listings:
Moms A Cheater - All of the hottest old school MILF sluts make a return into the Jizz biz!
Jayden Jaymes - Jayden James is an American pornstar and model who started in the adult film industry in 2007. She has been featured in several adult films, movies, and series.
Big Cock Teen Addiction - Unadulterated teens take on their addiction of big cocks in a hardcore romp
Insane Cock Brothas - The insane cock brothas have the worlds biggest and blackest cocks.
Euro Sex Parties - Some of the hottest girls come from Europe and this site features cream of the crop. Euro group sex fucking at it’s best, check out free clips!
Angelica Sin - Sin has acted in more than 300 productions[1], including the AVN Award winning The New Devil in Miss Jones[6][1]. She has also wrestled in the Women’s Extreme Wrestling federation[7].
Avy Scott - This hot busty blonde pornstar has performed in over 100 films including Four Finger Club #20, and has directed four films. She is also featured in Naughty America’s My Sisters Hot Friend.
I know this is kind of random smattering of shit, but it just goes to show you some of the great porn movie links that you might be overlooking! I announced this to porn producers earier, but we want surfers in this more than anything!
I remember it like it was yesterday. I uses to pop in the tape of Shane getting fucking in all types on Buttman movies and I fell in love. Shane made it a long way in the porn world, she wend on to for here own production company Shanesworld and started to film her own line of Gonzo Porn Movies. In the years since Shane has made her departure as a pornstar but her reality porn gonzo style movies live on.
The produce some good, original, funny xxx as you can see with this Nerd Porn Movies:
Shanes World (se all our videos) went from barely being on the internet to having on of the most creative sites ever made all in one night! Not only is the outside great, the pay area for the members is INSANE! You will get unlimited access to all of the exclusive Shanesworld reality porn sites + all of the other great Shanes’s World porn movies! That means you will have access to thousands and thousands of pictures and thousands of gigabytes of high quality xxx porn movies! This network is constantly updating with new shit to…
Here is the annual Top 100 Porn Stars list by Genesis Magazine.
I find this list very interesting. We will be updating our list in the Snizzshare Pornstar directory to reflect the changes!
The most downloaded girl in porn last year, according to AEBN, Gianna Michaels is no. 21?
Jada Fire and Amy Reid who were two of the other five finalists are numbers 23 and 25? Ashlynn Brooke who won top new starlet and is all the over at place at 28?
Congrats to all those members of gfy who made the list Sunny Leone at 13, Penny Flame at 31 plus all the programs that have models on the list like Blazing Bucks with Bree Olson at 10 and AMA with Katja Kassin.
Acording to GENESIS Magazine, “the Home of Porn’s Hottest Stars,” is proud to announce to release their tenth annual edition of their “Porn’s Hot 100” issue. The August 2008 issue of the magazine has a free inserted mini-mag that ranks the 100 hottest stars in the adult industry. When we started the “Porn’s Hot 100” ten years ago, we had no idea the impact it would have on the adult industry. The stars take their rankings from our annual “IT” list very seriously. It’s become a badge of honor of sorts for them to land on the list, and we here at GENESIS take this very seriously. We look at a ton of factors in ranking these top stars in the porn world. Whether it’s the amount of a girl’s name recognition, her looks, the heat of her scenes, her accomplishments in and out of hardcore, the number and quality of movies she’s made, or even something as simple as what she does and doesn’t do on camera, all of this gets put into our little system and then we spit out her spot on “Porn’s Hot 100.” It’s not a science by any means, but rather the opinion of our staff and some select industry insiders. We know not everyone will agree with our picks, but that’s what makes this country great, and what makes porn great is that we get to watch all of these girls having sex, and that’s the best part of it all!
1. Stormy Daniels
2. Tera Patrick
3. Jesse Jane
4. Jenna Haze
5. Belladonna
6. Sasha Grey
7. Hillary Scott
8. Eva Angelina
9. Gina Lynn
10. Bree Olson
11. Savanna Samson
12. Carmen Luvana
13. Sunny Leone
14. Katsuni
15. Brianna Love
16. Monique Alexander
17. Rebecca Linares
18. Joanna Angel
19. Courtney Cummz
20. Annette Schwarz
21. Gianna Michaels
22. Briana Banks
23. Jada Fire
24. Tory Lane
25. Amy Ried
26. Carmen Hart
27. Jessica Drake
28. Ashlynn Brooke
29. Audrey Bitoni
30. Shay Jordan
31. Alexis Love
32. Penny Flame
33. Sunny Lane
34. Teagan Presley
35. Nauica Thorn
36. Kirsten Price
37. Kaylani Lei
38. Sandra Romain
39. Marie Luv
40. Alektra Blue
41. Kayden Kross
42. Lorena Sanchez
43. Paulina James
44. Lela Star
45. Lanny Barby
46. Mika Tan
47. Nikki Benz
48. Flower Tucci
49. Delilah Strong
50. Cassidey
51. Kimberly Kane
52. Nina Mercedez
53. Tera Wray
54. Gianna Lynn
55. Katie Morgan
56. Ava Rose
57. Vanessa Lane
58. Mia Rose
59. Melissa Lauren
60. Audrey Hollander
61. Alexis Amore
62. Katja Kassin
63. Mary Carey
64. Kylie Ireland
65. Roxy Jezel
66. Sativa Rose
67. Daisy Marie
68. Trina Michaels
69. Aurora Snow
70. Alexis Texas
71. Jana Jordan
72. Memphis Monroe
73. Roxy DeVille
74. Aubrey Addams
75. Brooke Haven
76. Casey Parker
77. Ice LaFox
78. Kayla Paige
79. Whitney Stevens
80. Holly Wellin
81. Jenny Hendrix
82. Cindy Crawford
83. Dana DeArmond
84. Jenna Presley
85. Lindsey Meadows
86. Shy Love
87. Bobbi Starr
88. Renae Cruz
89. Stoya
90. Abby Brooks
91. Angel Dark
92. Shyla Stylez
93. Monica Sweetheart
94. Darryl Hannah
95. Brea Bennett
96. Moxxie Maddron
97. Hannah Harper
98. Jana Cova
99. Sandee Westgate
100. Jenna Jameson
So, you think it’s cool to swap MP3s? Sure, I’ve downloaded a song or ten thousand in my time, however: Under no circumstances: Should you ever, ever SHARE PORN! That’s right, our beloved American institution is already in enough financial trouble. The “talent” doesn’t get paid enough as it is! NOW, there’s barely enough incentive for a maladjusted teen with low self-esteem and a meth habit to start doing triple anal on film!
The cash pornographers lose to PORN THIEVES will translate to pay cuts to the porn girls. As money becomes scarce, the talent pool will dry up. Then people left still buying porn will diminish and sales will plummet. Revenue streams will dry up and Adult industry will go bankrupt.
With no more funds for lawyers, the good folks that run jizz become victims of a republican Witch-hunt and sent to prison. As the studios start fold, millions of Americans, who were quietly leading decent lives behind the scenes in porn will become displaced. These poor souls, unable to find work because of their past, will turn to violent crime. This will overload the court system with the influx of unemployed smut peddlers.
With all the smut peddlers in jail: Porn movies will become a memory of the distant past — only living as a distant flicker on some file-sharing network!
With the industry out if the way: YOU will the only person the goon squad to come for! The prison system will bog down even more. Eventually, the number of Americans incarcerated will outnumber those on the street. A giant multi-billion dollar sized hole will be left in the economy.
The county will fall into disarray. Merciless budget cuts will be made. Medicare will go first. With the lack of healthcare, new strains of disease will form and reach pandemic levels quickly. With the death of porn, billions will shut off their computers, causing a massive surge on the power grid; leaving the United States powerless.
The only modern connivance left will be automobiles: which the survivors will turn to for heat, shelter and power. The massive release of hydrocarbons will kill all plant life, worldwide oxygen levels will plummet, and pollution will be so thick that it will eventually black out the sun — thus ending all life, as we know it.
As a last result of the cataclysm, the Moon will be knocked off kilter, and it will collide with the now dead Earth — sending us hurtling into deep space.
Over millions of years, the remnants our planet will be eroded by the cosmic winds, and will reduce Terra Firma to chunks of astral debris. If we are lucky, the chunks of our once mighty civilization will reenter another world as a shooting star for alien beings to make a wish on…all because:
They were smart enough to NEVER STEAL PORN!!!!
Yep, and this all happened because YOU downloaded a bootlegged copy of “Hung Like A Whore Vol. 6″ !
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